An Irishman Joke

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One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for more than 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft. Suddenly, there emerged from the surf, a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him. "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?" "ten years." replied the amazed man. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars. He takes one, lights it and takes a long drag. "Faith and b'gorrah," said the man. "That is so good, I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be." "And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmills Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied. "Ten years." Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask, and took a drink. "Tis truly fantastic. At this point, the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling mamn, and asked "And how long has it been since you played around?" With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed. "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too."