Life Styles Of Cats And Dogs!
By sunshinelady
@sunshinelady (7609)
United States
May 18, 2007 7:25pm CST
My son sent this to me and I was laughing so hard I had to get kleenix's to wipe the tears off my face. This is hilarious! If you are a dog or cat lover I am sure you will appreciate these.
The diaries of a dog and cat
Dog diary
8:00 am ? Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am ? A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am ? A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am ? Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm ? Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm ? Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm ? Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm ? Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm ? Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm ? Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm ? Sleeping on the bed!
Cat Diary
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They
dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or
some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations
perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep my
strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed
in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could
hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due
to the power of ?allergies.? I must learn what this means, and how to use
it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to
assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was
walking. I must try this again tomorrow but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The
dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and seems to be
more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to
be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I
am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged
protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe, for now.
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9 responses
@Aphroditei_5279 (2465)
• Philippines
22 May 07
I love it Sunshinelady, it's so cute. And yes, it's possible cats think like that.~lol Thank you for this funny story. Have a great week! (^^,)
@Aphroditei_5279 (2465)
• Philippines
26 May 07
Thank you Sunshinelady for the BR mark. I really appreciate it. And I shared your post with my siblings. They laughed a lot. Now, they know why cats seems always to be there when you take a step.~lol (^^,)
@sunshinelady (7609)
• United States
20 May 07
I thought people would get a chuckle out of this and especially those who have had dogs or cats for pets. And if you have had both dogs and cats at one time or another you can really see where there is some truth in this.