Life Styles Of Cats And Dogs!

United States
May 18, 2007 7:25pm CST
My son sent this to me and I was laughing so hard I had to get kleenix's to wipe the tears off my face. This is hilarious! If you are a dog or cat lover I am sure you will appreciate these. The diaries of a dog and cat Dog diary 8:00 am ? Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am ? A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am ? A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am ? Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm ? Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm ? Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm ? Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm ? Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm ? Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm ? Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm ? Sleeping on the bed! Cat Diary Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ?allergies.? I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe, for now.
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@gberlin (3836)
19 May 07
I also received this in an email from my sister-in-law. I too laughed so hard. I currently have 2 cats but I had a dog before that. I think that there might be some truth to this. LOL!
@gberlin (3836)
22 May 07
Cats and dogs truly look at life differently. They remind me of different people that I know. I like the different characteristics of my pets and my friends.
• Philippines
22 May 07
I love it Sunshinelady, it's so cute. And yes, it's possible cats think like that.~lol Thank you for this funny story. Have a great week! (^^,)
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• Philippines
26 May 07
Thank you Sunshinelady for the BR mark. I really appreciate it. And I shared your post with my siblings. They laughed a lot. Now, they know why cats seems always to be there when you take a step.~lol (^^,)
@twoey68 (13651)
• United States
19 May 07
I love it!! Thank you so much for sharing it!! LIVE IN PEACE
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• United States
20 May 07
I thought people would get a chuckle out of this and especially those who have had dogs or cats for pets. And if you have had both dogs and cats at one time or another you can really see where there is some truth in this.
@meander (168)
• Canada
20 May 07
Poor cat. I love him already. More like this please. Oh yeah...Lucky dog.
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@AskAlly (3626)
• Canada
19 May 07
This is very funny, I have read it before and it is just as funny the second time around.
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@gabs8513 (48708)
• United Kingdom
19 May 07
Awwwwww this is so cute lol I love it and I can just see Gissi's Diary lol Car - I hate Mummy -- I love teasing Food -- I love and so on lol
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@lilaclady (28226)
• Australia
19 May 07
That is very funny, while reading that I could actually visualize a cat saying those things especially my cat, I think that has painted a picture of how a cat thinks, it is very clever thanks...
@tad1fan (3373)
• Canada
13 Jun 07
This is awesome!Thanks for sharing
@Stiletto (4582)
26 May 07
LOL I love it - sums up perfectly the difference between cats and dogs! I can well believe all my cats would have thought the same way.