Questions without answer?....I can't figure them out.

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01 Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 02 Why "slow down" and "slow up "mean the same thing? 03 Why it's called "after dark" when really is "after light"? 04 Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? 05 If you are cross-eyes an you have dyslexia,can you read alright? 06 Why do you press harder ont the buttons of a remote control when you know that the batteries are dead? 07 Christmass is weird.What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree an you eat candy out of your socks? 08 Can you cry underwater? 09 How a person does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 010 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,"I think I squeeze these dangly things here,and drink whatever comes out!"?