Could you sum up your current existence in a sorta poetic statement?

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Perhaps a 3 or four line poem, or an alliterative statement? I was on the phone with a childhood friend I haven't seen in over 20 years the other day. When she asked how the heck I've been, I said, "A little older, a little sadder, a little wiser, a little fatter." We both laughed at that one! SO, what's yours? Some of the other ones we came up with: Screwed, blued, but not tattooed; Buffed, tough, but not quite up to snuff; Running, sunning, with bill collectors dunning. There were some more, but I forget them!