Bad Pick-up lines?

Graham Norton recently read a few chat-up lines submitted by audience members, then he and his guests made a parody of a black-and-white French arthouse film using the lines. Here were some of them:Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?Your eyes are like spanners. Every time I look into them, my n*ts tighten. Is there a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants. My watch is magic. It's telling me you aren't wearing any panties. (The woman says, "But I am wearing panties.") That's right. I forgot to tell you my watch is fifteen minutes fast. I used to hate donkeys until I checked out your *ss.

I've heard a few that made me cringe: If I could rearrange the alpabet, I'd put U and I together. You must be Jamaican, because Ja-maican me crazy. Let me see the tag on your shirt, because it must say "made in Heaven". Terrible right? :P

havent i seen you before. my friend just left ,would you like to have a drink. i remember you, arnt we in the same chemistry class. hahahahahaha