Bad Pick-up lines?

@TinaCL (429)
United States
May 20, 2007 10:49am CST
What are some of the worst pick-up lines you've ever heard? I can think of a few: Are you from Tennessee? Well you should be because you're the only 10-I-see! Are your legs tired? They should be because they've been running through my mind all day! Someone call the police! You've stolen my heart! Hey baby, I lost my number. Can I have yours? Wow. People actually use these lines! lol.
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@jtr115 (724)
• United States
7 Jul 08
Graham Norton recently read a few chat-up lines submitted by audience members, then he and his guests made a parody of a black-and-white French arthouse film using the lines. Here were some of them:Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?Your eyes are like spanners. Every time I look into them, my n*ts tighten. Is there a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants. My watch is magic. It's telling me you aren't wearing any panties. (The woman says, "But I am wearing panties.") That's right. I forgot to tell you my watch is fifteen minutes fast. I used to hate donkeys until I checked out your *ss.
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@jtr115 (724)
• United States
7 Jul 08
Sorry about the formatting of the last post. I don't know why myLot messed it up.
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@TinaCL (429)
• United States
3 Jan 09
Wow those are hilarious! there are some crazy people out there!
@biwasaki (1745)
• United States
5 Oct 07
I've heard a few that made me cringe: If I could rearrange the alpabet, I'd put U and I together. You must be Jamaican, because Ja-maican me crazy. Let me see the tag on your shirt, because it must say "made in Heaven". Terrible right? :P
@sarah22 (3981)
• United States
23 May 07
havent i seen you before. my friend just left ,would you like to have a drink. i remember you, arnt we in the same chemistry class. hahahahahaha
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