New view on the Oil Crisis

@winky73 (1404)
United States
May 21, 2007 9:34am CST
I just had to share this one!Funny but oh so true! Garfield on the oil crisis A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania and Texas ~~~ Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington , DC !!! Any Questions ??? NO? I didn't Think So.
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gewcew23
@gewcew23 (8007)
• United States
21 May 07
That is ooh so true winky Thank you for the laugh. We need that sometimes. Thanks again for sharing.
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winky73
@winky73 (1404)
• United States
22 May 07
You are welcome.....I'm gald it made someone besides me laugh....even with it being the truth.
tad1fan
@tad1fan (3367)
• Canada
20 Jun 07
LMAO.....This is too funny....I guess though that because I live in Canada,our 'dipsticks' would be found in Ottawa
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suspenseful
@suspenseful (40192)
• Canada
8 Nov 07
i heard somewhere that a lot of the oil is on land that is protected by the environmentalists who think that the protection of cute and not so cute birds and animals and flora are more important than heating people's houses. I also heard that the reason the fires in California were so life threatening and damaging to property was because the same environmentalists would not let the firemen make fire breaks so the fires would not leap into the towns and other residences. Oh there were the arsonists as well. No dip sticks just a bunch of people hating, animal loving goons who do not value human life.