Religion and humour Part 2

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If you have NO sense of humour dont bother popping in here ;-) That being said, here are some more funny quotes etc regarding religion that I find hilarious..enjoy ""In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it." - Dave Thomas." "Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches." - Jim Carrey. "The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible." - George Burns. "The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal", Thou shalt not commit adultery" and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment." - George Carlin