Religion and humour Part 2

@Ravenladyj (22920)
United States
May 22, 2007 7:59am CST
If you have NO sense of humour dont bother popping in here ;-) That being said, here are some more funny quotes etc regarding religion that I find hilarious..enjoy ""In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it." - Dave Thomas." "Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches." - Jim Carrey. "The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible." - George Burns. "The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal", Thou shalt not commit adultery" and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment." - George Carlin
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@Willowlady (10665)
• United States
22 May 07
Hehe. I only remember a few, right now. "I found Jesus. He was hiding behind my sofa the whole time." "A man went to a wizard for some advise how to lift a curse that was put on him. "Can you help me?" The man asked the wizard. The wizard thought a moment and then asked, "Per'aps. What were the exact words of the curse?" And the man answered, 'I pronounce you man and wife'" "Will the deity who pinned the cosmic 'Kick me' sign to my back kindly remove it?" I love humor where religion's concerned..I'll have to keep checking back to see what other folks post.
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@feralwoman (2199)
• Australia
23 May 07
ROTFL - I like the Jim Carrey and the George Burns ones! lol
• United States
23 May 07
These were good thanks for sharing.
@cyntrow (8524)
• United States
22 May 07
I've heard them all and I still laugh. Carlin is my favorite. i think, next to mark twain he is my favorite of all quotes of all time, if that made sense at all. My dad, who is a minister, has the george burns one on his profile page on yahoo.