Mother In Law Joke

United States
May 28, 2007 10:39pm CST
Two guys were talking at work. "I've got a problem," said the first one. "What is it?" "My wife has done it to me again. I'm supposed to buy my mother-in-law a present for her birthday, from the two of us. And I am fresh out of ideas. I mean it's HER mother, why can't she buy it?" "What did you buy her last year?" the other one asked. "Last year I bought her a VERY EXPENSIVE cemetery plot." "Hmmmm, hard to top that one," said the other. The two guys couldn't come up with anything. So the son-in-law didn't buy his mother-in-law anything for her birthday. When the big day arrived the next weekend, she was a bit upset. At the family gathering for her birthday, she announced out loud to everyone, "Thank you all for the wonderful gifts. Too bad my daughter and son-in-law weren't so thoughtful!" Thinking quickly, the son-in-law responded, "Well, you haven't used the gift I gave you last year!"
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@ram_cv (16516)
• India
29 May 07
That's a good one. Actually one under the belt :) I have another cemetry joke here. Why do they put walls around Graveyards? Because people are dying to come in :) Cheers! Ram
@gittabest (1949)
• Iceland
29 May 07
Hehehe, that's a funny joke. She wouldn't be there celebrating her birthday if she was using his gift hhahahahahahahaha.
@Debs_place (10524)
• United States
29 May 07
Oh..that is a real groaner..but I like it just the same.