Plumber's crack ... and I'm not talking about cracked pipes.
By ladyluna
@ladyluna (7004)
United States
June 4, 2007 2:52pm CST
Hello all,
Today we had a plumber come to the office to fix our broken toilet handle. And much to my surprise, the guy had a plumber's crack. I did my best to avoid him when he needed to bend over. I turned my head, I walked away.
What would you do? Would you ask the guy to pull his pants up? Would you politely let him know that he may need a belt, or do you pretend like it isn't really offensive to be 'mooned' by a large, hairy buttocks?
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4 responses
@4ftfingers (1310)
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11 Jun 07
Haha poor you!! We call it a builder's bum over here (bum meaning behind, not a homeless person). I am a plumber (well a heating engineer, same difference) And I'm always concious of not showing my buttocks like this. If you feel offeneded you should really tell him.
We get all kinds of customers, some of them have very strict or odd requests so being asked to pull your trousers up is not something out of the ordinarly, and won't effect his ego. And to be honest he probably sees so many different people, he will probably have forgotten all about it by next week.
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@ladyluna (7004)
• United States
12 Jun 07
I'm personally a tea drinker, but I believe that I'm in the minority. Coffee is probably most offered here. I'll usually offer either, or soda when someone comes out to deliver something, like propane.
We haven't had a repair-man come out since Hubby came into the picture. He does all our handy-man stuff. And, we live so far out of town, that even if Hubby didn't REALLY want to tackle a task, we'd end up waiting so long for someone to show, that Hubby ends up doing it himself anyway.
That's funny about the bedroom repair job. I don't think I've ever heard of a plumber being asked to, or offering to take their shoes off before (let alone the rest of their clothing). I completely understand your reasoning for declining. Steel toed boots are a life-saver, or toe-saver in this case.
Thanks for sharing 4thfingers!
@4ftfingers (1310)
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11 Jun 07
Good to speak with you again too!
Haha well nothing too odd i supose. Just some people ask you to take your shoes off and when you have to carry a big heavy boiler through their house that would definately chop your toes off if you dropped it, you have to politely refuse.
I have had the odd flirty customers which is a nice change from the usually grumpy ones. One time a girl asked me to come to her room to look at her leaky radiator and I asked if she wanted me to take my shoes off and she responded with 'oo yes please, and your clothes!'
My favourite customers are the ones who have you over to do some work, then when you're all done they ask you to just do little bits for them, completely unrelated to plumbing, like fix doors or lights and things, or one time was a garden fance that took me ages. I don't mind doing it though because I know the company I work for charge them so much so they deserve the little extras.
I do like it though, it's quite sociable if you like that and you get offered a lot of tea, do they do that in the US? It being our favourite drink, it's the first thing anyone asks when you walk into their house, 'do you want a cuppa?'
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@pallidyne (858)
• United States
4 Jun 07
Admittedly, I can be a little bit of a scrooge, but I only comment AFTER I've received the bill and paid it. There was one instance where we had an issue with the garbage disposal and the kitchen sink, where we just avoided the guy, and again told him after the bill was in hand. The guy got so furious you could tell he wanted to do something. I never want to leave myself open to an overcharge or sabotage.
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@charms88 (7538)
• Philippines
5 Jun 07
Hello luna. Why not just feast your eyes on his large, hairy buttocks, LOL! I will do the same thing like you. Ignore him, pretend I'm seeing a sexy buttocks (grin), go back to my desk, erase the large, hairy buttocks from my mind and plunged on with my works. If I'm older than this plumber, I might tell him to wear something more decent.
@whyaskq (7523)
• Singapore
5 Jun 07
I might ask the guy to pull his pants up if I think that it was not intentional. Otherwise I would just report to the manager and ask the manager to settle him. Plumbers are also supposed to be decent when they are working especially in other people's offices and premises.
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