Life on the Farm

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Little Johnny doesn't show up for school one day. The next day he comes in and the teacher admonishes him for his absence the prior day. "Where were you yesterday?". Little Johnny explains, "Well, one of the cows was in heat, so I had to take her out to see the bull". "That’s disgusting!", the teacher exclaims, "Why couldn’t your father do that?". Little Johnny looks confused for a second, then remarks, "I'm not sure how you teachers do it, but on our farm, it HAS to be the bull!".