What is the most absurd thing you have done?

Well couple of things... whispering in her ear mushy words. or be it sending message to connect through lover's column in newspaper.

The most absurd thing i have done in my life regarding love is not having proposed to the girls i have felt attracted to

The most absurd thing I ever did in the name of love was to get drunk and stay that way for over 20 years. The second was to write this song for a woman who is not worth the lint I just pulled from my mouse wheels with tweezers. If there's one thing I've learned, in this cold lonely world, it's that love don't come easy. It has to be earned. Sorry for all the things, I did not say or do, but mostly I'm sorry, cause I don't have you. This old heart here is hurt, cause I know I did wrong. Even though it's too late. I'd like to send you this song. I'm sorry, so sorry, for the things that I've done. I drove you away, sent your love on the run. Now I'm here all alone, and I can't find myself, living life here without you, is a living hell. If I could take back the pain, dissolve all the tears, and fix all the hurt, I've caused through the years. If I could just stop my mind, from wandering away, to the family I've lost, and the folks left behind. If there's one thing I've learned, in this cold lonely world, its that love don't come easy. It has to be earned. I'm sorry, so sorry, for the things that I've done. I drove you away. Sent your love on the run. Now I'm here all alone, and I can't find myself. Living life here without you, is a living hell. It's a living hell.