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"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a Doctor". "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it .. It taken ten seconds and cost ten dollars... A lot cheaper than a Doctor". So, Joe deposits a urine sample in small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and ask for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow.. Soak you arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart". That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He Mixed some tap water, a Stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.( aisle 9) 2. You dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (aisle 7) 3. Your Daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab: 4. You wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a Lawyer 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, you elbow will never get better!