Golf with God

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a priest is playing golf one day with one of his congration, on the green of the first hole the man misses a 3 ft putt for parr and says "God Dammit, missed the buger" The priest gives him a disaproving look as he says this but remains silent. On the next hole the man misses a 2 ft putt and again says "God Dammit, missed the bugger" The priest again looking disaproving now says, you should not swear and curse the lord like that, the next time you use the lords name in vien you will be struck down! On the next hole the man again misses, this time with a one ft putt for a birdie and is so annoyed he forgets the priests warning and says. "God Dammit, missed the bugger" As he utters these words the sky lights up and a bolt of lighting flies down and strikes the priest dead! To which God then says "Dammit ! missed the bugger!"