I like the comedian Steven Wright- he is so straight faced when he tells a joke.

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Here are a few of his jokes.... Steven Wright on Dogs I had a dog once, his name was Spot. I spilled spot remover on him, and now he's gone. I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane.