Have you heard the latest Paris Hilton melodrama?

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Every day it's a new crisis for Paris Hilton! Or, so she says. Today Paris claimed that someone was out to kill her. That's what I heard anyway. It's amazing what that woman will say to keep her name in the news. I guess it makes sense, considering that her parents are supposedly in negotiation for a big book deal on her behalf. Good grief! How famous do you really have to be? Doesn't she have enough money already?