Work vs. Prison

United States
June 17, 2007 10:58am CST
Work vs. Prison Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. @ PRISON You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle PRISON You get three meals a day fully paid for WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it PRISON You get time off for good behavior WORK you get more work for good behavior PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself PRISON You can watch TV and play games WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games PRISON You get your own toilet WORK you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required WORK you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens WORK they are called managers PRISON You can talk about Jesus, and even participate in Bible Studies WORK you'd better not talk about Jesus or bring a Bible if you want to keep your job! THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
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@herrbaggs (1308)
• United States
17 Jun 07
I bow to you. again you have made my day. I think I will apply to the popes hat for your saint hood.
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• United States
17 Jun 07
thanks but believe me im far from a saint ask my kids besides im not a catholic
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@herrbaggs (1308)
• United States
21 Jun 07
Don;t concern your self, the pope hat is the world icon of religious silliness.
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@senthil2k (1501)
• India
17 Jun 07
Good One. I have read this very long ago. But still its good fun. And a most creative one too. If we can just take it as just fun, I dont think there is anything serious about this. Thanks for sharing this and making me laugh again.
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• United States
17 Jun 07
you are welcome its a dull world without humor!