One Liner ...

India
June 19, 2007 3:13am CST
A discussion meant for fun ... Answer my question if you can ... I challenge you wouldnt.... " If MONEY doesnt grow on TREES , Why do BANKS have BRANCHES ? " SMILES.... What do you feel about this. Do you also have such quick wits. Do share it with us and make as think and lauch for a while !!! Thanking you in advance !!!
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@Sherry12 (2475)
• United States
19 Jun 07
I don't have a funny one to add. But, that is a good one. It did make me laugh.
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• India
21 Jun 07
My bit made you laugh a while , I am happy !!! Good Luck !!!
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@shan_ab (377)
• India
19 Jun 07
This is really funny.. Some things which I can remember: - Why do they call it a building if it is already built? - If we can't drink adn drive, why do bars have parking lots - How come lipstick doesn't do what it says - Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round - Why does a round pizza comes in a square box
• India
19 Jun 07
Lol... I have heard of those sometime back , Anyway thank you for mentioning them ...Good Luck !!!
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@sreevasu (2717)
• India
21 Jun 07
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits" When buy matches next time, go for the 'AIM' brand, it has lots of this stuff on one side.
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• India
21 Jun 07
Thanks for your information. We used to have " AIM " boxes but not now... I too have read many pieces from them. These make you give a second thought. I really like these....Good Luck !!!
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@webeishere (36353)
• United States
19 Jun 07
Why do we DRIVE in PARKWAYS, and PARK in DRIVEWAYS! HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!~
• India
21 Jun 07
Smiles....A good one...Thank you !!!
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@Lydia1901 (16353)
• United States
22 Jun 07
Yeah, I would agree this discussion have some fun to it but I will pass on that one liner thing. I prefer to follow the rules and say what I want to say as good as I can.
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• India
22 Jun 07
I cant understand what you have said ....
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@Lydia1901 (16353)
• United States
22 Jun 07
I thought you are referring to writing one liner and if it is ok. That's what I gather from what you're trying to say here. Right?!! So, I am saying I'd rather not go there and write more than one line. Is that good enough now?
@mythociate (16265)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
22 Nov 11
Because MONEY doesn't grow in BANKS either, but in the hard WORK brought to MARKETS around the world. "If we are the arms of GOD, why is no one REACHING?"
• Sweden
7 Aug 09
I don't have much questions but i have some philosophy to add. You can catch more flies with s... than you can with honey. Brave wolf has a chest full of bullet holes. The best defense is running away. In dictatorship silence is gold. And if it takes money to make money why to make it then?