There Was a Blonde So Dumb That...
June 19, 2007 10:15am CST
*She called me to get my phone number. *She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate". *She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. *She tried to put M&M`s in alphabetical order. *She sat on the TV and watched the xouch. *She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. *She tried to drown a fish. *She tripped over a xordless phone. *She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. *If she spoke her mind, she`d probably be speechless. *She sold the car for gas money. *When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. *When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that "Airport Left",she turned around and went home.