There Was a Blonde So Dumb That...
By zjh2007
@zjh2007 (28)
China
June 19, 2007 10:15am CST
*She called me to get my phone number.
*She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
*She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*She tried to put M&M`s in alphabetical order.
*She sat on the TV and watched the xouch.
*She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*She tried to drown a fish.
*She tripped over a xordless phone.
*She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*If she spoke her mind, she`d probably be speechless.
*She sold the car for gas money.
*When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that "Airport Left",she turned around and went home.
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