Just Another Poo Story

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Ever have to clean up your dogs poo when he/she lets it loose? Yes, it's probably not very pleasant, but hey! At least you don't touch it with your bare hands... This story begins with me walking with a friend to school. My friends name is Tony, he probably doesn't mind me posting this, because he wasn't really doing anything, he just happened to be there, I probably would have done it with anyone! So anyway, Tony and I were walking to school, having a nice conversation, can't remember what it was about, but we had lots of laughs. Then... I realised I had stepped on something. It seemed to cushion my foot steps very nicely, probably could have eased some foot pain. But, because the texture was very familiar, I decided to check out what was underneath my shoe. So I took a look at my shoe. And what I saw... and smelled... you probably wouldn't have wanted to have this near your feet. It was a large piece of runny, green, stinky, dog poo. The stench was so bad, it was almost unbearable. Though this may seem very disgusting, it only gets worse, what I did next, was just plain unsanitary. Because there was a public washroom nearby, I decided to do it. It seemed like a good idea at the moment. So the plan was about to take place. Tony was still giggling. I scooped up the poo with my hands. Got ready to throw. And threw it right at Tony. Fortunately for him, I missed by a mile. But, people at school found out, and started to stand a further away from me than they usually do. My hands were still very smelly after vigoriously scrubbing them, and I noticed that some of the poo I had stepped on had gotten on my pants. Actually, a lot of poo got on my pants. So, I went to school and back home feeling very unclean. It was a memory worth keeping and sharing, well sharing to certain people anyway.