Diet FAQs

June 20, 2007 1:08am CST
Clear your doubts about the Diet... Q. Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a lamb eat? Leaves and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a kabab is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Q.Need grain? A.Eat chicken. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Its only the misconception, that narrow minded people have. So, Bottoms up! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans ... another vegetable ! It's the best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had About food and diets....... ...
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• United States
20 Jun 07
I don't know about all of it, but I do have a comment about one of these....swimming is good for you lol. People are a little different than whales =P I swim, and it is good for your health and your figure. It tones your legs and arms and even your stomach a little bit.