Has online poker ruined you for the real world game?

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Back in my 20's, I was a decent poker player. I had a nice, neutral village idiot face that I wore for games, and some players have told me I'm tough to read. I started playing online poker to get some free software last year. It had been a good 20 years since I last played, so it took a bit of time to get my skills back. I've been playing play money games and freerolls, now I feel I'm about ready to put a little money on the line. I was going through my little mental checklist before my last game, and I suddenly realized, right out of the blue....... I yell my head off during online games. OK, maybe not YELL, exactly, but I am constantly muttering at people who take too long to play, asking people WTF were they betting on as I take their chips, I mutter at the chip leaders when I feel I'm falling too far behind, I cackle with glee when some buttcake plays the all-in game, and I ice him. I don't think I'll ever be able to play live poker again! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!