Newfie Medical Dictionary

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Here are a few good ones for those of you who are knowledgable about medical things. NEWFIE MEDICAL DICTIONARY: Artery.................................... The study of paintings Bacteria................................ Back door to cafeteria Barium.................................. What doctors do when patients die Benign.................................. What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section............. A neighborhood in Rome Catscan................................ Searching for Kitty Cauterize.............................. Made eye contact with her Dilate..................................... To live long Enema................................... Not a friend Fester.................................... Quicker than someone else Fibula..................................... A small lie Impotent................................. Distinguished, well known Labour Pain.......................... Getting hurt at work Medical Staff......................... A Doctor's cane Morbid.................................... A higher offer Nitrates.................................. Cheaper than day rates Node....................................... I knew it Outpatient.............................. A person who has fainted Pelvis..................................... Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative...................... A letter carrier Recovery Room.................... Place to do upholstery Rectum................................... Nearly killed him Secretion................................ Hiding something Seizure................................... Roman emperor Tablet...................................... A small table Terminal Illness...................... Getting sick at the airport Tumour.................................... One plus one more Urine........................................ Opposite of you're out