Newfie Medical Dictionary

@BarBaraPrz (27827)
St. Catharines, Ontario
June 24, 2007 9:22am CST
Here are a few good ones for those of you who are knowledgable about medical things. NEWFIE MEDICAL DICTIONARY: Artery................................ The study of paintings Bacteria............................. Back door to cafeteria Barium..................................What doctors do when patients die Benign.................................. What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section......... A neighborhood in Rome Catscan................................ Searching for Kitty Cauterize........................... Made eye contact with her Dilate................................... To live long Enema................................... Not a friend Fester.................................. Quicker than someone else Fibula..................................... A small lie Impotent.............................. Distinguished, well known Labour Pain.......................... Getting hurt at work Medical Staff.................... A Doctor's cane Morbid................................... A higher offer Nitrates............................... Cheaper than day rates Node....................................... I knew it Outpatient........................... A person who has fainted Pelvis....................................... Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative................... A letter carrier Recovery Room................... Place to do upholstery Rectum................................... Nearly killed him Secretion.............................. Hiding something Seizure................................... Roman emperor Tablet...................................... A small table Terminal Illness................. Getting sick at the airport Tumour.................................... One plus one more Urine........................................ Opposite of you're out
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• United States
24 Jun 07
This is a good one....they are really funny. I these kind of things, they always make me laugh. Some of them even remind me of people or things...lol.
@BarBaraPrz (27827)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
25 Jun 07
Glad you liked it.
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• United States
7 Aug 07
Thanks for the Best Response, I appreciate it.