new element in the periodic table !!!!

India
June 28, 2007 2:51am CST
A discussion solely meant for fun. It is not targeted against any person , neither man nor woman. Just read through and enjoy the wit. That is the purpose. This is not harm anyone ..... NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMEN Symbol: WO+ Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg. Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1. Boils at room temperature 2. Freezes without any known reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter, if incorrectly used. 5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES 1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. 3. [Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. COMMON USES 1. Highly ornamental, good samples can increase your social value. 2. Can be great aid to administration. TESTS 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy. 2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen. POTENTIAL HAZARD Illegal to possess more than one Have Fun !!!
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@asmurthy (2461)
• India
28 Jun 07
some are positively charged and some are negatively charged. Opposite poles attract and same poles repel.for every action you do there is an equal and opposite reaction. love raises to meet the income.
@tangylot (73)
• Australia
28 Jun 07
I have a whole lot of that in my backyard!
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@abroji (3247)
• India
28 Jun 07
Good humourous posting. I hope some of our female chemistry gurus will retaliate with the analysis of yet another new element namely men. All the best.