A Blonde Ice Fishing
June 28, 2007 12:21pm CST
A blonde wanted to go fishing. She`d read many books on subject, and finally, after getting all the neccssary items together, she made for the neares frozen lake. After positioning her footstool, she started to make a cicular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice and began to cut yet another hole.Again, from the heavens,the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!" The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice,sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISJ UNDER THE ICE!" She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you,Lord?" The voice replied, "No, I`m the Ice-Rink Manager!"