Most Embarrassing Episode at the Shops.....

@Calais (10899)
Australia
June 30, 2007 3:58pm CST
Whats your most embarrassing episode that you have had at the shops. I was out horse riding one morning and on the way home I had to go to the shops to get a couple of things. I did notice people looking at me and I thought oh maybe because Im dirty from riding that didnt worry me though. I was waiting at the checkout and I bent down to get some chocolates, and I thought WHOA !!! There was a cold breeze. To my utter embarrassment I realised that I had split my tight jeans all the way and I was wearing a G string underneath, I turned around in utter horror to find everyone staring at me....I was red as a beetroot. What could you do ? So I just said, that I wanted to give you's a thrill on your boring shopping adventure. Hope you enjoyed the show....Some laughed and some were still in shock.
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9 responses
@mummymo (23707)
1 Jul 07
lol Bet you did it on purpose you exhibitionist you! lol Usually the kids embarrass me - can't think of anything I have done! Thanks for the giggle sweets!xxx
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@Calais (10899)
• Australia
1 Jul 07
LOL....Oh Yes of course....I could not have done it any better if I tried, it was classical.
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@kayrod2 (1304)
• Australia
1 Jul 07
I am sure i would of been one of the people laughed. It would also have been at the shocked ones watching as well. I would of been so embarrassed if this happened to me. I cant think of anything i have down at the shops that has been really embarrassing, but i know we used to act like total idiots in the shops when we were younger. Best wishes to you, calais
@Calais (10899)
• Australia
1 Jul 07
Good, Im glad that you would have had a laugh.
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@fawcey (928)
• Australia
13 Jul 07
I dont think I have an emmbarassing story from the shops, but If I had been present when your little flashing took place I would have smiled slyly and then elbowed my hubby to have a look. It would have made his day no doubt, he normally hates shopping but that would have changed that!! lol
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@Calais (10899)
• Australia
13 Jul 07
Hahahaha...Gee thanks, so you wouldnt tap me on the shoulder quietly and save my dignity...
@fawcey (928)
• Australia
14 Jul 07
Well now that I know you I would tap you on the shoulder and spare you any more embarrassment( after still having a good look of course!) My first comment would be if you were a complete stranger, but if I knew the person I would of course let them know, how quickly would depend on the quality of what was on display!! LOL
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@laridbz (1287)
• China
6 Jul 07
Hahahaahahaha! Now, that's something!! I wish I was there to see it! :D I'm afraid I don't have any exciting experiences like yours. Once I went to the shopping with some cosmetics all over my face and didn't realize it. Well, I noticed people looking at me on the streets, so I suspected there was something wrong with me. I put my hands on my face, and all that white stuff came to my fingers. Well, I cleaned it as fast as I could, before I got there. Compared to your story, it's nothing! :D
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@Calais (10899)
• Australia
6 Jul 07
LOL....Thanks...I would rather what you did happen to me...I am usually sooo shy but I just had to say someting at that very difficult moment.
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@laridbz (1287)
• China
12 Jul 07
Thanks for the best response, sweetie!
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• India
4 Aug 07
oh thats a very nice discuession.. its made my day.. but i am yet to think of anything i have done.. will get back
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@Calais (10899)
• Australia
4 Aug 07
LOL..Ok I will be awaiting..
@tredale (1313)
• Australia
13 Jul 07
This made me laugh, what a great response. I can tell you a couple of embarrassing shopping experiences, maybe this is why I hate shopping so much these days. I was pregnant with my first child when my waters broke in the dry food section. I was raced to the car by my partner. I am unsure who was more embarrassed me or him. He had to tell the lady at the counter there was a mess in lane 3.lol, second one was when my eldest daughter was 3. I was shopping with a friend and I thought she had my daughter and she thought I had her. We soon found that the icecream freezer had her and a whole heap of icecream containers where open and a whole heap of shoppers laughing. I was so embarrassed that my dear friend said she was with her and grabbed her out. I have never been back to that shop or taken my kids shopping with a friend again. Now they have to stand with me at all times.lol
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@Calais (10899)
• Australia
13 Jul 07
OMG, I couldnt imagine how you must have felt when your waters broke....I dont blame you , I dont like shopping either, especially because its a local shop and I have to go there..I am soooo embarassed everytime I walk in there.
@twils2 (1812)
• United States
9 Jul 07
Hi Calais, I'm just imagining something like that happening like that in front of me and getting smacked by my wife for staring. I think my most embarrassing story would be when me and my girlfriend at the time were getting ready to go to a wedding and after she got out of the shower she relized that the only oair of pantyhose she had got a run in them. So being the nice guy I am, I offered to go get her a pair. Well she gave me the size and color and off I went to the store and after I got them and was checking out the cashier started laughing and no matter what I said she was determined to think they were mine. Heck, they werent even my size. lol. Anyway, thats my story. Take care, Terry
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@Calais (10899)
• Australia
9 Jul 07
LOL.....LOL....LOL... And dont you just hate it when the checkout operators dont believe you, and you just seem to dig yourself in deeper...Hehehehe
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@MsTickle (25051)
• Australia
3 Jul 07
roflmao....oh dear calais...I don't reckon anyone will be able to top that. I've only ever discovered that i'm wearing my shirt inside out or had a huge ladder in my pantyhose. A friend where I used to work was mortifid as she stepped off the bus coming to work one day to discover she was wearing odd shoes. Another story, a customer told me how embarrassed she was because she'd jumped in the car barefoot thinking she had shoes in the car, only to discover that they weren't there...there was just a ratty old pair of gardening shoes. LOL.
@Calais (10899)
• Australia
3 Jul 07
hahaha...Thanks !!!! It was quite embarrassing....Thanks for your other stories I had a giggle.
@waynet (2650)
30 Jun 07
My most embarrassing moment at the shops was when my trousers fell down, I'd been meaning to get a new belt, but me being a typical bloke thought I'd do it next week or something, but no the trousers fell down and my nobbly knees were left standing and my tighty whiteys just on show, I did think of trying to do a lame dance routine just so it looked like I meant to do it but I ditched this idea and ran as fast as I could and never went back to that place again!!
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@Calais (10899)
• Australia
30 Jun 07
LOl....Nobblies were knocking....Are you sure that it was your knees ?? Its great when its not your local shops then you never have to go there again...
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