Only in America funnies!

United States
July 4, 2007 8:42am CST
Add to this list if you have more! Only in America... ....Does a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. ....Is there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink! ....Do drugstores make the sick walk to the back of the store for prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes right up front. ....Do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a DIET coke. ....Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counter. ....Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars parked in the driveway while all our useless junk is piled up in the garage. ....Do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight. ....Do they have drive up ATM's with braille lettering. ....Do we spell cheese K-R-A-F-T and bologna O-S-C-A-R M-A-Y-E-R.
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• United States
5 Jul 07
Those are just too funny and very true. I've wondered about certain things like that before but it's funny to actually see them written somewhere. Thank you for sharing!
• United States
5 Jul 07
Not a problem, I love sharing things I think are funny and true!
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@teagsmom (91)
• United States
4 Jul 07
I've always liked... Only in America do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway!
• United States
5 Jul 07
Oh, that one's a funny one! Love it! Thanks for sharing!
• United States
4 Jul 07
Very very funny... thank you for sharing them.
• United States
5 Jul 07
No problem, I love funnies!
@sunshine4 (8703)
• United States
4 Jul 07
LOL~ this is so funny. Makes you think that things are a bit backwards doens't it?
• United States
5 Jul 07
Yep! lol, life's so funny