How to Identify Where A Driver Is From.
By Lifez2short
@Lifez2short (4962)
United States
July 5, 2007 2:43pm CST
1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey.
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with gun in lap: Los Angeles.
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.
8. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.
10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia.
11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.
http://www.davesdaily.com/funpages/driver-list.htm
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@mrrtomatoe (800)
• Canada
5 Jul 07
very funny, i think i'm going to post a link to it in my blog.
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@jnallen_487 (800)
• United States
5 Jul 07
LOL How funny! It totally sounds like what you hear about people from different parts of this country. Cute! Thanks for sharing!
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@mehale (2200)
• United States
2 Sep 07
That is too good! I love it. I can especially relate to how crazy people in some of our bigger cities drive - my husband and I drive a truck cross country (all 48 continental states) and you would not believe some of the crazy stunts we see pulled on the road every day! It truely is a jungle out there!
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