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1 Sobbing Keeper A visitor to zhe zoo noticed one of the keepers sobbing quietly in a corner and on inquiry was told that the elephant had did. "Fond of him,was he?"the visitor asked. "It's not that,"came the reply,"He's the chap who has to dig the grave." 2 I Didn't Notice It Mother :I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning ,Johnny,and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that? Johnny:Well,I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice the other 3 A birthday present Annie:Mum,do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum:No,dear,what is it? Annie:A nice teapot. Mum:But I've got a nice teapot. Annie:No,you haven't.I've just dropped it.