Confusing English......What do u think?

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1) If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call if FED UP? 2) Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?? 3) If Olive Oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? 4) If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 5) Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 6) If Hoffic means to make horribe, does terrific means to make terrible? 7) Why the man who invest all your money called a broker? 8) Why is it called Building when it is already built? 9) If a book about 'Failures' doesn't sell, is it a success? 10) If you take an Oriental person and spim him around several times, does he become disoriented? 11) If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human?! 12) If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?