If Men Got Pregnant
By singkit_4g67
@singkit_4g67 (4)
Australia
July 18, 2007 3:03am CST
Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.
There would be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's.
Women would rule the world.
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5 responses
@marcialoyd (1173)
• United States
6 Aug 07
ROFL. That was to hilarous. I love watching those reality shows on TV such as "a baby story" where you see men telling their wives "now honey you don't need an epidural" "Now honey we agreed this was going to be a totally natural child birth" HAHAHA. OHHHHH If only the shoe was on the other foot I would pay one million dollars to see that show! :-P
@apsara60 (6610)
• Israel
18 Jul 07
ha haha.....now that is really very interesting. Nice imagination. But I would not want to loose the blessing of being pregnant that is give to women by God. After all we get the best joy of life after we women become mothers.Do you know those who rule the world have even more problems. Let men rule the world and fight for their various desire, while women can sit at home sweet home and enjoy the with thier children. I like the world as it is.......
