Why do I fail exams?
By gloria777
@gloria777 (1674)
India
July 20, 2007 4:37am CST
It's not my fault that I fail,
Because the year only has 365 days.
Typical academic year for a student.
1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.
2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.
3. 8 hours daily sleep - Means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
4. 1 hour for daily playing (good for health) - Means 15 days. Balance 126 days.
5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) - Means 30 days. Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking -Means 15 days . Balance 81 days.
7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays - 40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. Forsickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.
10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.
**** That 1 day is my birthday. ****
Tell me, how can I ever pass?
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