July 20, 2007 4:39am CST
A blonde began a job an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during rccess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. The blonde approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later,however,the blonde noticed the girl was in the same spot,still by herself. Approaching again,she offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated,then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I`m the goalie!"