Horribly sub-standard equipment

United States
July 20, 2007 11:54am CST
I just answered a discusiions about public restrooms and it got me thinking about the comapny that makes the locks for the stalls. How are these people still in business? Every time I go to one of these stalls the lock is invariablt broken and you have to wedge your butt cheeks against the seat while holding the door closed with one foot and trying to rip off a piece of the 1 ply tissue paper that passes as toilet paper with a free hand. I think we shopuld all start a class action law suit against this company and also the people that make the doors as there seems to be a six inch gap on either side that people can peer through and watch you do your business.
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13 responses
• United States
22 Jul 07
pft..where do i sign up? sounds good to me. i bet i know why some of the locks are broken though. it's from people locking them as a joke and sliding out under (eww) so no one can use them.after maintenance breaks them open they never bother fixing them.every toilet stall at this one bar i worked at was broken cause of that.
• United States
22 Jul 07
that's crazy...why anyone would want to crawl around on the floor of a public washroom for a lark is beyond me
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• United States
22 Jul 07
i know-i was grossed out just seeing it in action one day.going pretty far for a joke..yuck :)
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@deebomb (15304)
• United States
20 Jul 07
real public toilets  - The public toilet at its best
You guys must really be hard on those door locks. They usually are standing up to the use in the ladies bathrooms. We don't have 6" gaps between the panels ether. There is usually about 3”. I do wish that the tp was heavier though. I guess we are pretty luck compared to some places
• United States
20 Jul 07
the public toilets in your picture are disgraceful...not only are the locks broken but the doors have been stolen...they really should replace them
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@deebomb (15304)
• United States
21 Jul 07
...not only are the locks broken but the doors have been stolen...And they did furnish any toilet paper.
@chertsy (3798)
• United States
22 Jul 07
This discussion put a smile on my face because I know it's so true. Honestly, though if you think this is bad, don't join the military, lol. In bootcamp, we didn't have doors on our stalls. One person went while another person formed a door. To make matters worse, our bathrooms was right there by our Company Commanders office, so if someone came in as a door was falling apart, the CC got to see everything. I learned to make sure someone stands outside to hold the door for me if the lock failed, or have my kids come in with me and hold the door and vice versa for them. Going to a bathroom at a public place is like going to the zoo. You never know what your going to see or deal with.
@dmillman (2273)
• United States
23 Jul 07
I agree with you here. It's pathic. Then, if you're lucky to fin one that works, there's no toilet paper in the stall or some other weird and wacky things.
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@NucknFutz (180)
• United States
20 Jul 07
what about the sicko's that place a compact mirror on the floor, scoot it under your stall and scream PEEK-ABOO!!!!!!!!!
• United States
20 Jul 07
i think you just called me a sicko...lol
• United States
20 Jul 07
Ugh, I hate that! We went out to a concert the other night, and another girl nearly walked in on me while I was using the bathroom because of the broken lock on the stall door! I overheard some other girls talking, though, and they said that the bathrooms were nicer than they used to be, as there used to be no doors or walls for the stalls, and no one really pays attention to the "Men" and "Women" signs on the doors anyway!
@JoyfulOne (6232)
• United States
27 Jul 07
Hahaha, count me in on the class action suit. I think women's restrooms are almost always in that kind of shape. The locks are always broken, and it's a pain in the toukkas dealing with it. We should tell them that we'd like to butt in and call their attention to the problem...and if they don't do something to correct it we're going to tp their corporate offices. (WhoooooHooooo, hahahaha)
@crazynurse (7482)
• United States
21 Jul 07
I have often wondered what those who peer through the gap beside the door think when they see me in the stall. I am usually in 'hoover mode,' crouched down with my arms on my thighs attempting not to fall from fatigue. I have my purse over one shoulder, using my arm to hold it tightly against my body so that its contents do not spill to the floor. My eyes are scoping out the tissue situation as all stalls are different. Nine times out of ten, it ends up being on the side of my body where the purse is being held by my arm. I have to reach across my body with the other arm and attempt to dig up into the dark cavern of the tissue dispense, cutting myself on some inner workings. By this time I am cursing worse than any sailor has ever cursed. My hand is now deep into the bowels of the dispenser and undoubtedly, the movement of my arm crossing my body makes the stream take a sudden change of direction. My legs are starting to quiver from fatigue and I can't move quickly enough and the stream ends up down the back of my heel and into my shoes. If I am fortunate enough to feel the end of the tissue, I lightly pull and voila, one single square emerges. Again I curse. Yup, I think we should sue, not only the makers of the doors, but the makers of those d(#%Ymned toilet tissue dispensers!
• United States
21 Jul 07
I've developed carpal tunnel from the repetitive motion of trying to get more than one square of paper at a time from those machines...definite lawsuit
• United States
21 Jul 07
I see that crazy nurse said the hoove mode...this sounds like a new application of vacuum attachments to me...that wel...suck?
@Calais (10893)
• Australia
21 Jul 07
LOL...Thats the reasons why I would rather just kangaroo it sometimes in the bush....And besides Im not a contorsionists either..
@ivyoon (673)
• United States
21 Jul 07
I hate it when companies "cheap-out" on materials and functionality. I've been in some really nice hotels and restaurants and was shocked by the low-quality designs of their bathrooms! I've seen some really nice restrooms in some of the better hotels, but they are few and far between... and public restrooms in small establishments, malls, etc., forget about it! I think the reason there are all kinds of problems is because these establishments are required to have restrooms (for obvious reasons) and it isn't one of their top priorities. I think people should leave suggestions in these places that they upgrade their doors (and their 1 play paper!!)
• India
21 Jul 07
LOL the only reason i answered is b'cos i like your new avatar! most appropriate LOL
@pjanaway (247)
20 Jul 07
Haven't you ever seen those films where the guy kicks down the door of the toilet cubical. That's the reason why the locks are always broken. :)
• Australia
23 Feb 08
lol yes i have done this before too, maybe that is how they are still in business they make locks that brake easily so that you have to get them replaced often and they dont go out of business, maybe?