I know I'm drunk when......

United States
July 20, 2007 10:01pm CST
I'm sitting here with a vey happy glow on and listening to my Itunes prty shuffle when on comes a song by Lisa Gerrard and I am crying like an idiot. I don't know what it is about her that turns me into a babbling idiot when I've been drinking. I'm going through the list now making sure that no other songs by her are coming on.
4 responses
@crazynurse (7482)
• United States
21 Jul 07
Yup, go through that playlist and fix it, we can't have you babbling like an idiot. Mylot would be ruined. We have too many babbling idiots already! We count on your intellect and strong leadership inked!
• United States
21 Jul 07
*wipes tear* I didn't get very far through that before realizing that it was bringing me down from a very pleasant 'buzz.' Yes, I find that a bit melancholic too.
• United States
21 Jul 07
too late...another one came on and got me started again...I have added a link to the song that gets me every time...you'll see by this that my musical tastes are all over the place....I saw her live a couple of months back and spent the whole evening feeling like something was caught in my throat...didn't want to cry in public http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbZc4Dh6ED4
@NucknFutz (180)
• United States
21 Jul 07
i WILLL BRING YOU OUT OF YOUR FUNK WITH THIS ONE GUARANTEED. I spent part of my evening standing in line to secure a bracelet for my daughter to be one of the first twenty to get hairy twatter's new book. My wife endured Naomi Judd at the same time. But life is BRIGHTERBush is having a colonoscopy at Camp Daivid..PLEASE MAY IT BE WITHOUT ANESTHESIA AND CAN I WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• United States
21 Jul 07
I'd give anyhting to be the dr shoving the hose up th prez's a$$...NO LUBE FOR YOU!! just think how much your daughter is going to love that and at least you didn't have to sit through 20 minutes of live country and western AND Naomi Judd
• United States
21 Jul 07
Nice, flexible hose? Nah, just use a piece of plumber's pipe. Yes, forego the lube and shove with a lot of might. Perhaps someone can stand nearby and attempt to distract him from the pain by showing him pictures of American soldiers that are in some true pain.
• Philippines
28 Jul 07
well, when im drunk i feel so sluggish, and i tend to be so talkative and insisting...thats the cue that im drunk already
@vonne28th (1494)
• Philippines
25 Jul 07
You sound so funny when drunk. I never experienced getting drunked coz i don't drink. But I observe that some of my relatives when they are drunk that they talk a lot of nonsense things and even pit on their pants..lol