Totally Wild Thing Happened Today at the Grocery Store
By JoyceP2007
@JoyceP2007 (230)
United States
July 21, 2007 11:17pm CST
Today at the grocery store, I was standing in line with my teen daughter. She had a bottle of sobe water that was pink. Well, standing in line and not paying attention, the next thing I know there is a huge splash of water all over my feet. There was a small puddle from the mess.
I hurried off and got someone to help with the clean-up. My teen straddled the puddle to keep others from stepping in it. A man who appeared to be in his late 60's came up. He asked my teen if she had peed on the floor!
Has anyone ever had anything like this happen to them in the grocery store? What kind of strange experiences have you had in the store? I found this totally wild since I've yet to meet a teen that isn't potty trained.
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5 responses
@Amstardam (1348)
• United States
22 Jul 07
That is hilarious! Some people are just so weird!
My husband has this story...still deciding for myself if I believe him or not but it is rather entertaining. Last summer it was so hot out, probably in the mid 90's to 100's and I was 9 months pregnant. We don't have air conditioning so my husband goes to the store to get some ice cream to cool down with.
He's standing in the frozen section when this obese woman walks up, opens up a cold stick of butter and starts rubbing it all over herself! She kept saying "ooooh, it's so hot in here" while picking up various kinds of ice cream.
Ewww! That sounds too weird and too gross to be true. But who knows.
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@JoyceP2007 (230)
• United States
22 Jul 07
I just smiled and said that she is potty trained. Then the man behind the elderly gentleman said that if she was going pink she needed a doc. It was hilarious. Of course my teen was mortified!!!
@kelly60 (4547)
• United States
22 Jul 07
Was he being serious? Or just teasing her? In either case, I bet she was terribly embarrassed. I can picture this happening, and it would be quite a sight.
@Millyg87 (45)
• Canada
22 Oct 07
Things happen in life that we have no control over, the saying is as accurate as our day to day experiences "S*** happens!". She shouldn't be embarrassed I think one day she will tell all her friends and laugh about it :). Ive had my belt come undone while waiting to make a purchase at a grocery store and my pants just fell down, everybody laughed including the cashier but i found it funny as well, it was a raw embarrassing moment.
@goldeneagle (6745)
• United States
4 Feb 08
ok this was a classic Bill Engvall/Here's your sign moment....
Correct response...
"Nope...I pushed a strawberry up my nose...then I F*RTED and shot the juice out of my rear end......Here's your sign"
LOL
