October 25, 2006 4:15pm CST
Scenario: You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you are. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car, and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you are. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Scroll down for answer....... Answer: Get off the kiddie's Merry Go Round, you're drunk.