A boy becoming a man.

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Tom had just turned 16. His father had decided it was time for the boy to become a man. So he gave Tom 20 dollars to go downtown to find a stripper. On his way downtown he passes the rail-road tracks and notices his grandmother sitting on her steps. Tom's grandmother asks him what he is doing, and he responds by telling him he's off to become a man. The grandmother waves her hand and sighs. You don't need to pay 20 dollars for that; just come inside and we can see what we can do. So Tom has his fun and walks back to his dad. After he tells the entire story his dad screams, "Your screwing my mother?!?" Tom answers, "Well, your screwing mine aren't you.."