Reasons why women cant find men??!!

@sassyces (1602)
Philippines
July 25, 2007 8:14am CST
Reasons why women cant find men... 1. The nice men are ugly. 2. The handsome men are not nice. 3. The handsome and nice men are gay. 4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. 7. The handsome men without money are after our money. 8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,don't think we are beautiful enough. 9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,somewhat nice and have money, are cowards. 10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!! 11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW, WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN? Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with." ;)
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@herrbaggs (1308)
• United States
25 Jul 07
All that sounds ok to me as long as you pay for dinner and have your own transportation which will carry at least two.
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