Full Contact Tiddlywinks...?

Yes, There is a game called tiddlywinks, I am proposing an Olympic sport where people in giant tiddlywink outfits, try to flip each other into a net. (while trying to dodge giant dice). One team can block the other teams tiddlywinks with their own bodies. Scoring points with every successful block or every goal. Goal points are awarded by distance of toss, and intensity of collision, by a team of drunken barbers. Or congressman, SAME difference. What do you think?