Moms Survival Tips
@amberbambers23 (2615)
United States
October 25, 2006 5:26pm CST
Don't try to live with anyone who insists on alphabetizing your
spice rack.
If you are lavishly praised, enjoy the taste but don't swallow it
whole.
After a certain age, if you say something outrageous, everyone
will think it's cute. Take advantage of this.
Your children may leave home, but their stuff will be in your
attic and basement forever.
If you wouldn't want to see it in a newspaper or on the evening
news, don't do it.
Don't let a child with the stomach flu sleep on the top bunk.
If you humiliate yourself, be consoled with the thought that you
probably made someone else's day . . . maybe even their week.
Think of your humiliation as an act of charity.
Avoid marrying anyone who deliberately flushes the toilet when
you're taking a shower.
It's a proven fact that zipping up a small child's snowsuit will
cause her to wet her pants. There is no known cure for this.
If you want to hide candy bars so you can eat them after the kids
are in bed, put the candy in the freezer in a paper bag labeled
"Fish."
And know when to leave the stage, Like right now.
(forwardgarden.com)
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