Funniest Simpson Quotes
By eprado
@eprado (1467)
Philippines
July 26, 2007 6:33am CST
A funny cartoon show I love watching this show. Lets share & exchange funny quotes or lines from this show.
Homer:
"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
"When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"
"You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons."
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"
Ha Ha Ha :-)
Anymore from you peeps???
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@jlara_gtr34 (3491)
• Philippines
27 Jul 07
hi there! ;0
i just watched the simpsons movie today and it was so funny. i mean, i really recommend it with ten thumbs up. lolz. i was laughing the whole movie, even up to the credit part. lolz.
well, my all time favorite homer line is when he says:
"H means hot?!"
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@maritetz (19)
• Philippines
31 Jul 07
Ha ha ha! that's funny like those quotes. Me too like to watch the simpson everynow & then. I laugh out hard everytime Homer talks something funny comes out of his mouth. From the many lines I've heard, here's some of what I remember:
- "the internet? that thing still around?"
-"To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?"
-"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing"-"But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder."-[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
"Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You-are-gay.'"Looking forward on catching the simpson's movie when it comes out here.
