Your best windows or linux jokes
By zeloguy
@zeloguy (4911)
United States
August 4, 2007 10:47am CST
What is some of your best Windows, Linux, or computer jokes.
I love this one:
Windows, it's not pretty, it's not ugly, but it's pretty ugly.
Do you have some others. I would love to hear them!
3 responses
@santuccie (3384)
• United States
4 Aug 07
Here's a funny song about Windows, Linux, and Mac: http://www.wxpnews.com/K0ZQKS/070731-Computer-Operating-Systems
Enjoy!
-santuccie
P.S.: Laughing at dumb jokes is still good for your health!!!
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@santuccie (3384)
• United States
5 Aug 07
Sure it does. :P If you get too smart, you'll have a tough time dealing with life. Ingenuity and insanity are closer together than you might think. Ted Bundy, the Unabomber...great minds twisted to madness.
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@santuccie (3384)
• United States
5 Aug 07
BTW, thank you so much for the best response! :D
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@procezx (76)
• India
4 Aug 07
Another one about Linux.
Once a Linux Guy met a Girl working with windows and they got engaged in intimate encounters. While they were heading towards the ultimate experience suddenly the IT head appeared and saw that intimate encounter. He was very disturbed. He immediately called for an explanation. Girl was much afraid what would happen. Boss asked him "What was all that physical encounter that was going on. Is that what I pay you for." The Guy explained " Sir you misunderstood us it was another software project".
"Do you call that a Software project?" the Boss rebuked.
" Yes Sir" Guy said, "It was Linux Inside Windows Project".
