Stupid People

One of my cousins is dumb as a brick. No, literally. Dumb as a brick. She's said many stupid things in the past. A friend and I, as a joke, gave her an empty water bottle for her birthday. We made a label and put it on the bottle. It said "Dehydrated water. Just add water." Her response? "But it's empty!" Another story involving this cousin. She was in a business class in high school (I have no idea why) and in casual conversation with her classmates, the subject of Menagetrois came up. Not knowing what that meant, and not wanting to look stupid she said "I had one of those, but the legs fell off." And finally... at a restaurant with the whole family. Her, her parents and sister, myself, my sister and my parents were sitting at the table reviewing the menus. She pipes up with "What kind of fish does filet mignon come from?" My step-dad replies "It comes from a Mignon fish." To which she responded "I never heard of that! Where do you catch them???" At this point everyone was laughing. Her dad said "You catch em in a field." She ordered it and was surprised at how much it tasted like steak. I think someone finally told her the joke.

That is funny. The stupidest thing I think I have ever been asked is if childbirth hurt? I still cannot get over that one.