A Blonde`s Haircut
August 9, 2007 10:36am CST
A blonde walked into a hairdresser`s with a pair of hendphones on and asked the hairdresser for a haircut-but "don`t touch the headphones, OK?" "Fine," said the hairdresser-alittle taken aback-but happy for the work. Three weeks later,the same blonde returned and asked for another haircut but with the same condition, "Whatever you do ... don`t touch the headphones," "No problen,"said the hairdresser who went on to give her another good cut, considering the restraint. Three weeks later,the same thing happened and "don`t forget-don`t touch the headphongs" said the blonde.Well,just as the headphones" said the blonde.Well,just as the hairdresser was finished,she couldn`t resist and shejust lifted one side of the floor of the shop. "Oh my God-I think I`ve killed her!" screamed the hairdresser. She picked up the headphones and put them on herself, only to hear the strangest thing... "Breathe in ... breathe out...breathe out...breathe in... breathe out."