Life is explained

This is Life - The all phases of life
@ibsnet (1268)
India
August 12, 2007 1:07pm CST
On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed. On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span."The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed. On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again. On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?""Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for next ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. What do you think?
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5 responses
• United States
12 Aug 07
It's funny, but not everyone chooses to live their life the same way. Not everyone wastes forty years being a cow. ;)
@ibsnet (1268)
• India
12 Aug 07
That is man's intelligence. Thanks for responding.
• United States
13 Aug 07
Man's intelligence trumps moo-intelligence everyday of the week.
@meme0907 (3481)
• United States
16 Aug 07
Hey ibs, That was cute +'s |:)
@ssh123 (31073)
• India
13 Aug 07
I generally avoid long discussion topic, mainly because I will have no time for reading it. If you can make it brief, it will be good.
@Rozie37 (15499)
• Turkmenistan
15 Aug 07
That was a little disturbing, but cute nonetheless.
• Algeria
14 Aug 07
That's a good story, but I've few people who live in a reverse order :)