Iran & Syria Agree to Cease Training and Arming Terrorists...

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and Insurgence to Fight in Iraq... The Snowy Owl, Red Cockaded Woodpecker and Desert Tortoise have been sighted Iran and Syria. UN Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon ordered both nations to cease all military training in areas these endangered species breed. Syrian President, Bashar al-Assad made a statement accepting the UN's demands. "We are happy to comply with this UN recommendation. It is one thing to train heroes and matyrs to kill American Imperialist Infidels, but these rare creatures need to be protected." MG Hasan Firuzabdi (Commander, Iranian Army Forces) was cooperative, but not as understanding as Prs. al-Assad. "It is clear from the three species in question that the American Psycologolical Operations Command is behind all this. I see it as no coincidence that each of the animals are found on U.S. Military bases." Research into the natural habitat of these endangered species confirms MG Firuabdi's claims. The Snowy Owl is found throughout Ft. Lewis, WA, the Red Cockaded Woodpecker nests in the wooded areas around Ft. Bragg, NC, and the Desert Tortious makes it's home in the sagebrush of Ft. Irwin, CA. When confronted with this fact, officials at the pentagon declined interviews and refused to make any comments pending an internal investigation. However, sources who wish to remain anonymous provided us with documents calling for "Operation: Environmental Impact". Sierra Club Prs. Robbie Cox stated, "The military has really gone too far this time. Moving endangered species violates every part of the Endangered Species act, is just downright cruel and tantamount to torture!" Apparently it worked though, with the order coming from Ban K-Moon, the U.S. Military has really put Iran and Syria in a bad situation. It doesn't look good for the Freedom Fighters in Iraq."