some reason to smile
By apsara60
@apsara60 (6610)
Israel
August 14, 2007 4:30am CST
I liked these jokes a lot and they made my day, as I laughed after long time. I am sharing them with my friends on mylot as I know many of them don't have time to laugh, so may be this will refresh them a bit:
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"Sardar says, "pass the custard you ba****st***ar**d".
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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"***********************************************
Boss: am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary
Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar: U R great sir! Starting salary is
o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory: Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it
gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during
the day when light
is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the
indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head
out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do
register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day
in the post
office....
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera
baap!!!"***********************************************
2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident
case.
Sar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC
1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer: who killed Gandhi?
Sardar: Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start
investigating.......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay
'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced
friend with father
in the essay andit read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON,I HAVE LOTS OF
FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY
TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji: Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar: what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with
DIFFICULTY....
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Amitab: In
which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar: liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL
WERE SARDARS.......
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8 responses
@engineer_akash (180)
•
20 Aug 07
thanx a lot freind for these jokes.
good to know that ur also an indian
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@apsara60 (6610)
• Israel
20 Aug 07
Yes I am indian and will die indian. It gives me shiver to even think that how much I would had missed in life , if I did not know hindi and if I was not an Indian. I would have also missed saregama and Raja Hindustani's singing, do you see this programme.
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@apsara60 (6610)
• Israel
24 Aug 07
Thanks CN7777, it is good that we have good singers who can bring pride to our country. I did feel sorry for Junaid, but now all are good except mauli, but people are doing injustice to good singers by voting for mauli.....lets see what happens further.
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@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
30 Aug 07
lol.....
I actually laughed after quite a while. Thanks apsara for sharing this.
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@Bujoyseth (1684)
• Philippines
18 Aug 07
you really made me laugh with those jokes... it just make my day happy.. though it's raining outside.. you made me brighten up.. thankss for the jokes my friend!
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@medstudents4 (826)
• India
24 Aug 07
hi apsara60,they are really coool..ha..ha..really..i can never understand why sardars are always the target..LOL..i want to share with you mine..hope you'll like it..
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,his axe fell into the river. When he began crying, God appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying son?The woodcutter told Him that he had dropped his axe into water.God went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe."Is this your axe?", God asked.The woodcutter said "No". God again went down and came up with a silver axe."Is this your axe?", God asked.The wood cutter said "No".God went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?", God asked.The wood cutter said "Yes".God was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all the three axes. The woodcutter went home happily..One day while he was walking with his wife along the river, his wife fell into the river. When he began crying,God appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "My wife has fallen into water." God went down into the water and came up with Aishwarya Rai. "Is this your wife?", God asked."Yes", he said.God was furious,"YOOOOOU CHEEEEAT!! Now I am going to curse you......" The woodcutter quickly said, "Forgive me My Lord. It is an misunderstanding. If I say no Aishwarya Rai, you will come up with Kareena Kapoor. If I also say "No" to her, you will finally come up with my wife and I will say "Yes". Then you will give all the three to me.I am a poor man. I will not be able to look after all the three. So that's why i had to say "Yes"...;-)
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