~* Modern Age Grocery Store *~
By gewcew23
@gewcew23 (8007)
United States
August 17, 2007 4:44am CST
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh butter fat.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying. So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.
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@redyellowblackdog (10629)
• United States
17 Aug 07
If I ran the grocery store, the toliet paper aisle would smell like roses! Afterall, we all know people convinced that is what their's smells like.
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@mikesgal4ever1999 (732)
• United States
17 Aug 07
Toilet paper aisle would scare me too. So would the diaper aisle or the femine hygene aisle. Nope I would prefer to stick to the old fashioned stores in that case :-)
@kelly60 (4547)
• United States
17 Aug 07
We have an automatic water mister in our produce section, but it doesn't make any noise other than the sound of the water spraying. The other noises sound pretty cool, but I would also be afraid to down the toilet paper aisle.
@callarse1 (4783)
• United States
11 Apr 08
GewCew23, that is a funny joke...I would imagine the toliet paper aisle would smell bad in that situation...but seriously, we all know better...actually they have the scented tiolet paper so it smells pretty good, right?
Pablo
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@craftcatcher (3699)
• United States
17 Aug 07
Or the feminine hygiene products... ewwwww.. LOL
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