how was your (1)first job?

It was hell. Everyone acted like a stereotype in a Disney made-for-TV movie. All the guys were ghetto babies and all the gals were taking birth control pills. All the managers were ego babies and the head manager was incompetent. All the customers were incapable of proper English, had trouble controlling their bowel movements, would vent their futile hostilities on me, would steal, and were just stupid. Obviously I got fired, and now I'll never ever get hired again. You're not allowed to kill people, but you are allowed to just let them starve. Oh, and should I mention that the first time I applied to this place, they wanted me to work after hours despite the fact I was a minor (which is illegal for those of you who live in a first-world country)? Yeah, we're in a desperate need for employment reform in this country, but unfortunately nobody else is smart enough to realize this, because they're so jaded about life they think they deserve worse.

My first job? it's been ages..but I remember it so vividly because I loved my first job, I worked as a library assistant way back in college and that was my first job. I enjoyed it so much, I met some good friends, I have lot's of memories..and I have no regrets at all having that kind of job as my very first.